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📰📜Story📜📰: I've been scatter-brained, ire-filled, soul-searching and lost after a 7-day Degen Marathon that brought a shit load of misfortunes. I used to hate social media, but I've learned how to wield the soc. med. sword like a fucking Degen Jedi. I'm going to promote an honest cause where I seek to be victorious in the end. Just you watch you fucking doubters, haters, blockers, scammers. How much grit and intellect would the average fucking person have to endure what I've gone through in the last fucking 48 hours and still come out alive with a sense of greater purpose?
Had about $400 to $500 in righteously earned bonus dollars earned through impossible grinding degen mission that came pretty close to accomplishing (91%).
I would have had some imaginary >$600 BR by now, but instead the roll-over deadline caused the entire deposit to be forfeited and I manage to salvage some $100.
Due to a bonus rollover scheme, 80U of my balance was stuck in bonuses and if I fail to accomplish the roll-over by the deadline, it all gets forfeited.
With a $500-$600 balance, I could have somewhere at $900-1000 by now after a 20-2 W-L record on European football on Wednesday.
How did I get that record yesterday, by sampling a bunch of solid pre-game picks and live betting using my own fucking brain. I consult with the finest in capping. With $10-$20 bet sizes, That would have put me up maybe $15x16 = +$240 at minimum. $1000 was the imaginary bank roll. As of today, betting with $1 units, after Monday-Wednesday's successful run, while Tuesday was a -$50 blip, I converted $100 to about close to $200 (40U).
🤪🤑Psycho Betting🤑🤪: I learned the art of psycho betting. Taking some well-advised 10U and 30U psycho bets that put my bankroll up a significant amounts, but a big loss does the opposite. Yesterday I manage to hit 4 grand 30U slams in a row, however many on juiced lines, so each $30 bet one returns about $15-20. Thus my bankroll grew nearly +100 units and sits close to $200 from the initial $100 I manage to salvage after that bonus robbery.
If you want to fucking learn the art of Psycho-Betting to the extremest and be successful at it, fucking put in $100 in Bovada (remember to use money that you can afford to lose) and get that fucking bonus for the purpose of looting the bookies in a successful vengeance scheme. This guy is a fucking Artillery:
https://twitter.com/GoTimeCappers.
Fucking hit more than 4x30U grand slams yesterday and some 10-20U cherries on top. I tailed his free picks and other through consultation [Haha fucking reddit/sportsbook will probably ban me for promoting another tout, :)].Of course with my $1.5U size on a crippled bank roll, I cannot grow it to as much as I wanted to using GoTime's techniques. I would have been at another +$400 if I had $6 units. It's a high risk and high reward system, but if you are confident with your picks you go big on it. If you lose it, then you grind back with smaller 10U and 20U bets to try to get back to part to be able to do another 30U bet. The goal is to be like 2-1, 3-0 on 30U grand slams a day. There is some level of sustainability and back up plans to execute in case the 30U bet did not work out. It is very improbable for you to lose 10 in a row on well researched picks that the experts in the community have common agreement on. A lot of the times, the lines shift to reward you less for the pick since big money is already on the pick.
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DISCLAIMER: DO NOT READ BEYOND HERE IF YOU HATE MATH OR HAVE AN IQ OF < 89!!!!!
Use the chart on:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_classification Here is a Nice Calculation to do: 📚📑💻
Stats 301 Question in Degenalytics💻📑📚**:**
Lastly I asked anyone in the past few days to do a Stats 301 question with Degenalytics Context: To fucking determine the probability that an avg Joe with a $100+100 Bonus Bank-roll or $500 + 250B bank roll can actually pull off the $3000/$7500 grind in some number of N months betting with supposedly 2 full months of real sports (N-2) getting Obliterated by COVID-19. I want you to give me an analytical calculation or a simulation of your work and give me all the possible scenarios.
Then give the final verdict of if that number converges to 0.000% or 100.00% that the average Joe would succeed his false-hope mission for a successful rollover.
In other words think of it like this: If the average joe bets his entire bank roll 12 or more times (roll-over is not x10 because of bookie juice), what is the probability that he will still end up in the green? Also assign a tilt probability factor that the Average Joe would go on some emotional tilt spree to end up bust again? And make it even harder by eliminating 2-3 full months of real sports (N-2.5) and having to bet on Bovada's limited shitty ass lines and shitty live odds.
If you fucking want to eliminate the -2.5 months, then allow the average joe the freedom to bet on N months of e-sports [hahah] and see where that goes.
I had a bad experience betting on e-sports for 2 months and only end up -15-20U. I'm not saying that I lost because I suck at e-sports betting or I tailed the wrong people. The Bovada lines are super shitty and limited. Most of the time, on live esports, all you see are dashed out lines as if they fucking know what the rigged result is and prevent people from doing hedge bets or try to bet opposite spreads when they are winning to guarantee an insurance 1-1 with minimal damage incurred to their bank-roll. The live betting experience on e-sports on the Bovada platform is so bad that you are guaranteed to lose in the long run. Fucking hell Bodog/Bovada even offered me a $250 deposit on 100% bonus after the Rudy Gobert day in Mid March. They advertised the joys and wonders of getting rich betting off esports.
I was so tempted to deposit, however I kind of over-slept and missed out on the dead-line so they closed the bonus offer. Pretty good relief that I did not fuck-up my real credit card and bank account by falling for that scam again. It was an accidental Grace of God moment to fucking avoid that E-sports deposit marketing scam.
BONUS Questions: A: Calculate the number of months needed and number of successful bets required for the conservative degen 1u bettor to grind out the roll-over playing
$2.00 tug of war with the bookie.
B: Calculate the odds that a professional capper who knows how to adjust unit sizes (1u-5u), do parlays once a while, will succeed the roll-over in some
N-2.5 months or add some e-sports to have fun to keep the N factor.
C.1: Calculate the conditional probabilities for the bettor succeeding in the mission if on the first few days of betting:
i) He loses bet 1 for about $20.
ii) Wins bet 1 for about $20 to earn $17.5.
iii) Goes on a 3 game losing streak
iv) 5 game losing streak
v) Positivity case: The guy got lucky and nearly doubled his bank roll on a decent run from day. Up +100U or $200. [I'm sure that out of bad discipline the average Joe would still go -200U in the long run with a pretty high probability.]
C.2: Determine the mathematical scheme on how the Bookies can use your first few losses to eventually put you in a 60+:40- (Greater than 60% locked in bonus, less than 40% of your deposited money). Bonus:Locked funds ratio.
The Jinx-King answer: It converges to zero [hahaha], but I really am interested in know what other scenarios math and stats people have come up. And your mathematical approaches and formulae used to generate possible scenarios and probabilities. But I think it is safe to say that for the average Joe,the answer is 0.00% success rate. Bodog/Bovada knows this exactly and refuses to put a hiatus on the roll-over deadline. Instead they keep it going so that people can try to wager on e-sports and lose their entire bank roll. They are only interested it getting 100% of your locked funds so that they can buy expensive cruises, yachts, beach mansions, resort packages, etc in Aruba or some other tropical place. Where you got millions of desperate Americans, Canadians in struggling economies with lost jobs and zero positive cash-flow. About 10% or so or perhaps even more deposit money into off-shore gambling websites hoping they can roll-over their bank-roll some ridiculous number of times and make a few bucks to put food on the table.
In fact, it makes matters worst being jobless, having zero cash flow and having locked funds in scamming bookies. If you are not good at casino or sports-betting games, you would have:
A: Lose your entire deposit for failing to grind it out properly.
B: Not grind it out on time on whatever dead-line the roll-over was.
C: Even if you did successfully grind that shit out using conservative 1u betting and play $2 tug of war with the bookie, you will end up just wasting your time grinding it out for hours and hours on end. It would have been better for you to fucking find a job at some farm helping out with harvesting crops or work in meat plants so that food does not go to waste. I bet you I can make more money than your $2 tug of war in one a day picking off cans and bottles off the streets in some exercise walking/running/biking + collection routine then selling it to the recycling center for $0.05-0.25 a unit. Trust me at my university, I spot maybe about 50-200 empty/partially driven cans and bottles left on desks, lecture halls, the floor, libraries, work areas, etc. Supposed that I harvested that shit, I would be making $5-$20 a day collecting it all and going to the recycling center once every week.
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⚖Conclusions⚖: The fucking company knows this COVID-19 closure shit and want to use it to their advantage to continue to rob millions of their customers. Last week, I tried to call customer service, chat help, email, etc. and management has spoken to plead my case to delay the roll-over dead-line in a pro-rated time frame so that customers with locked balances can resume betting with their full balance when Game 1 of any Major League Sport actually returns. They give me the same bull-shit over and over saying they decline my request. For what reason?
- The terms and conditions written in fine print for accepting the bonus conversion challenge. "Rules are Rules."
- They were aware my deadline of June 22 at 19:23 ET was approaching soon. They knew I was on a mission to salvage my bank roll before they yank out the 60-75U trapped in bonus balances (i.e. Ghost money). By the end of it, I realize I made a foolish mistake. Most of my wins were just from bonus money and I was rewarded $0.00 on righteous wins on expired bonuses.
Therefore Bonus money only earns bonus money which put my entire bank-roll in a 80:20 ratio where the bookies control 80U in ghost money. By the end of the roll-over deadline, they get to yank out 80U of my balance at the deadline and left me with about $100 (20U) bank roll to regrind.
- They knew I was winning consistently making solid picks.
During my 110 hour marathon over the brutal grind of losing more than 70 hours of work, leisure and recreation; 35 hours of sleep; to a fucking impossible grind of trying to roll over some 60% of $7500 on sports I have little knowledge of capping (i.e. E-sports, Table Tennis, European football) after a few days of studying the game, I was picking up my stride to grind it to 91%. They fucking knew that if I had another day to grind, they would be coughing up +$600-800 of withdrawable balance to my account.
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Bio:😎📚🎓👨🎓 I am a Fucking PHD Candidate (2-6 months from graduating and not having to pay another round of BS tuition) who does a shitload of mathematics, statistics, simulations, mathematical physics, wrote scientific papers. I've won T.A. Awards, Government/Provincial/Institutional level scholarships, Conference presentations, with even Undergrad honors back in the day. DM me if you need a fucking CV to prove my fucking credentials.
Why am I able to write a lot of shit? Because my fucking brain operates on some max level Intel Xeon chip on overclock mode and I cannot do much to shut it down other than going to sleep. They only way is to write articles that I think might benefit the community.
I have a crazy interest in sports and Degen'ing. I love to fucking put action on sports games, be proud about making the correct calls on the outcome of games before it happens, and then boast to my circle of competitive friends about who's the fucking Boss. As tabboo as society think us degens are, I think this absolute BS. There is a pure enjoyment in watching sports and having action on it. It is nice to get paid beer money to cover a round for your buddies, or earn that rent money over a successful night of betting on shit you actually enjoy watching. Fuck I rather make $300 for one evening of enjoying sports rather than working a 9-5 dull job to try to afford rent/mortgage. If I can fucking pay off all my monthly expenses in 3 fucking successful nights of 3 hr sessions of sports matches, that would be ideal. I would take the lather over a 9-5 rat-race grind.
Overall I am "PRO" in the debate for local single sports betting bookies to be established in Canada. Get these fucking scamming off-shore books like bodog/Bovada who contribute only contribute "Bagel" to the Canadian Economy, but instead make it worst by scamming the masses of hard working or desperate people to leak out some sum of billions of dollars of national GDP. Probably the same applies to all American States, that people should not have to cough up their hard earned $$$$ to off-shore scamming bookies. I shall write an article about this later to justify my arguments later.
Ultimately I my goal is to obliterate or negate the influence of all the cons, scamming bookies, and false touts out there who are just interested in stealing people's $$$. To write out full studies on exposing their schemes in an objective lens.
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Calling me out: (Think I cannot track these pussy downvotes? I know you cowards 😂😜😎) If you think I'm full of BS, then send me a personal DM to have a 1v1 argument the same way that Stephen A debates sports with Max Kellerman. You can downvote me or flame me with empty hate talk all you want on public threads. But don't be a fucky pussy by avoiding a debate with me. Trust me, I'm going to win and be the last one to state a real point that you will have no comeback for [haha]. Lastly, if you are open to discuss or debate with me about some issues, do some resarch/exploration, betting strategies, etc., I would love your collaboration in some projects I got going on.
Ultimately, I should help every honest worker strive towards Degen success or if not, just to purely enjoy putting action on sports games. If you are too full of yourself, then you are on your own, I bid thee adieu, and wish you all the best. However you will be absolutely declined to all services and counsel I work to provide to friends for free.
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Social Media📺🎬 Some extra Resource to how I got to this point in my mission. Here it is for starters: June 23, 2020: The Impossible Pursuit Reddit/sportsbook/Brag and Bitch (Tuesday)
June 24, 2020: Doubling Bank roll and rewarded Bagel: Reddit/sportsbook/Brag and Bitch (Wednesday)
June 24, 2020: How can you win 5 in a row and lose it all simultaneously? Reddit/sportsbook/What is your most impressive win?
Full Twiiter:
https://twitter.com/jinxking0p5 All my media:
https://twitter.com/jinxking0p5/media Discord: ????? To be solved.
Challenges: Got a few right in progress now and a couple of drafts I am working on.
The Jinxking Crusade (In progress):
https://twitter.com/jinxking0p5/status/1275516258822131714?s=20 Turns out many people cannot withdraw anything out of Bovada/bodog due to some website glitches. Will try to recover a bankroll to attempt a withdrawal, however I am likely to have the same issues too. They will make some lame excuse to not give me a cheque. Definitely no point of pursuing anything in bovada/bodog if they refuse to give you withdrawables. The goal is to get their website off outta here. As well as get them out of advertisements. They definitely pulled off some "Get the fucking money and run scheme" and you will likely not see your money again. GG
The Jinxking Challenge (In progress):
https://twitter.com/jinxking0p5/status/1275661929940467713?s=20 Want to expose a bad tout who over prices the service and has a mediocre record? Tail and fade to call their their BS or mediocre non profiting record out. Also good for finding legitimate winners too. This will be a mission to expose shitty touts on Twitter the way Penn & Teller exposes BS in the market.
Wassssssup Reddit. Not gonna lie - I’m feeling pretty good right now. I just had a big win at
Bovada casino (not for the first time) and I’ve seen so many of you’s on here bemoaning Bovada, saying it’s not legit, it’s not this, it’s not that, it cheats blah blah blah.
I’ve gotta say - I’ve always had an ace time on Bovada. Sure, I’ve won some, lost some but that’s gambling - that’s the way it is, bro! Can’t win it all the time.
Anyways I decided now’s the time to write a
Bovada review (because I’m sick of the one sided Bovada reviews out there) for y’all because I’ve never seen so many Bovada haters in my life. In the sake of fairness I’ll also touch on a few aspects I don’t like about it too.
Interface Real clean. Easy to navigate.
Casino Games Spoilt for choice. Whether you wanna get lit playing blackjack, roulette, craps or poker, Bovada’s got a lot of choice.
True, there’s not as many blackjack variations as there used to be but there’s still plenty to choose from, including Double Blackjack.
Plus, you’ve always got a chance of winning. I turned $25 into $1200 the other week, no fooling.
Slots Solid chance of winning on the hundreds of slots available. Maybe it’s just me but they seem to tighten up a bit when you’re using a bonus but again that could be me
Is Bovada Safe? Safe as houses.
It’s been around since 2011 and uses a secure SSL-encrypted connection to keep your details safe. In all my time I’ve been there I’ve never had a thing to worry about.
Bovada Payouts Yeah, the payouts can be a bit slow but so can all gambling sites. Bitcoin is super fast so I recommend you use that but bank transfer takes a few days, maybe even a week IDK I don’t use it anymore.
Fees This bit sucks. If you make a deposit using your credit or debit card, you’ll be charged a 5.9% fee. Again, I recommend you use Bitcoin as there are zero fees involved.
International currency conversions are a bummer so I’ve heard too.
Is Bovada legal in the U.S.? Yeah
eSports? You bet, dawg. Bovada got the likes of LoL, StarCraft and Dota 2. OK it’s not the hugest selection of eSports games going but it’s got all the biggest names.
Sportsbook? Bovada is actually the biggest US online sportsbook. There’s a huge amount of markets including baseball, NBA, NFL, NHL, tennis, horse riding, soccer etc.
Honestly, it’s really cool and there are plenty of in-play options.
Ok guys, I’ve got a big question for you about the Bovada withdrawal process.
Without wishing to show off, I’ve done pretty well on the site in the last few weeks and got my bankroll up to around $4,000 (okay I’m sure that’s literally nothing to some people but to me it’s quite a lot).
Anyway, I’ve never actually withdrawn on Bovada before so I’m appealing to the Reddit poker community because I’m actually a little bit nervous (okay I’m freaking out).
I’m a total stress ball when it comes to things like staying safe online and would like to know what advice you have when it comes to the safest Bovada withdrawal methods. I read that Bovada withdrawal times take 24-48 hours, which seems perfectly acceptable to me. But I’ve always read horror stories on Reddit of people having to wait up to 7 days for their winnings to be processed. Is this sort of thing a one-off or does it happen a lot? And is check a good withdrawal method? Does it take much time? What’s the safest withdrawal method in your opinion? Also, what about Bitcoin? If I use Bitcoin how long will it take to then convert it to USD?
submitted by I’ve been into sports betting for a good few months now and am pleased to say that I’m making a few hundred dollars off it each month. I live in Florida and I have to say that sports betting is just something that I enjoy doing. I’m not addicted, I haven’t accrued any debts (I’m actually in profit) and it’s not affecting my life. The winnings pay for little things like a few odd jobs on the house that needed doing.
Anyway, I used a few different sites when I first started out to test them all out and I’ve pretty much settled on MyBookie. From what I’ve seen on Reddit, there are a lot of people in the U.S. who aren’t sure what sports book to use, and there are also those who criticise MyBookie for being a low level site. I personally like it and decided to write this little MyBookie review to potentially help you out.
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Welcome bonus?
You get. It’s a 50% match bonus and you can deposit as much as $1,000 and thus get $500 free. Minimum deposit is $100 if you want to grab it though. Rollover requirements increase the bigger your deposit is
Spreads
Very good for underdogs. Perhaps not as good as Bovada (which I also use) but still good. they are square too
Sportsbook
Initial limits are a bit low, they post lines a tad slowly too but all the major events are covered and if you’re just a casual bettor and a casual fan, you can’t really go wrong here.
Live betting?
Yes, it’s available. Juice is pretty good too and gets bigger for the smaller sports.
Withdrawal fees
Steep. Wire transfer is something like $35 (can’t say what it is exactly at time of writing as I haven’t done a wire transfer for a while but it WAS really high)
Bitcoin is free (I use Bitcoin) and you can convert it to cash via a BitPay card. You barely lose anything on the market exchange
Also worth mentioning that you’ll probably have to upload a valid ID photo before you can withdraw anything. Bit of a pain in the butt but you’ll get there :)
Deposits
Instant, no fees for cards and eWallets but a bit slower for Bitcoin
Bitcoin accepted?
Yes
Is MyBookie Legal (Is MyBookie Legit?)?
100% in the U.S.
Is MyBookie safe?
Yes.
Customer service
Solid. A call back request is really cool!
submitted by Yo guys, I know a lot of you are wondering if BetOnline is a) a legit gambling site and b) is BetOnline safe?
Well, I joined a year or so ago and I’ve actually made a decent amount of money out of it (not gonna lie, I haven’t made a great amount but I’m not an all-star gambler, I just do it for the fun).
Anyhow, I decided to put together a little BetOnline review for the Reddit community because this place has given me a lot of help over the years with other stuff.
So for what it’s worth, here’s my 2 cents regarding BETONLINE:
Is BetOnline legit?
Yes. It’s been around since 2002. It’s also legal in all U.S. states. Perfectly safe, no need to worry about depositing money with your credit card. As I said, I’ve been using it for over a year and had absolutely no issues
Good sportsbook?
BetOnline is a very good sportsbook for American sports. Some international sports are offered but the focus is primarily on the likes of NFL, NBA, NHL and MLB.
Banking options?
Very varied. As well as credit and debit card, you can fund your account with Skrill, Bitcoin and LiteCoin (among others). Strangely, PayPal isn’t an option
Also, it’s a bit frustrating that you have to stump up a 6% deposit fee if you use your card. I don’t think any other gambling site charges such a fee! s
Free plays?
BetOnline occasionally offer free plays to gamblers. I’ve had a couple. They’re ok but a bit of a pain in the ass in the sense that you have to meet wagering requirements before you can even withdraw any winnings. And the rollover rate seems a bit arbitrary
Payout process?
Slow (but that’s the case with most gambling sites apparently. It takes over a week for the funds to arrive in your bank account but it’s faster if you use an eWallet. Something to think about)
Other than that, you’ve just gotta be patient with the payout process. It bothered me at first but I honestly don’t think about it anymore. And to be honest I usually just leave most of winnings in my BetOnline account anyway and use them to fund more gambling
Customer service?
Slow. Again, you’ll need lots of patience if you’ve got a question
BetOnline cheating?
Yeah, this is a weird one. There were accusations that BetOnline had done some strange stuff in the past (and I looked into it and things like confiscating winnings is apparently true) … but apparently they’ve also cleaned up their act. And honestly nothing like that has ever happened to me.
Conclusion of my BetOnline review
I like BetOnline and I do recommend it, but it’s not the number 1 U.S. gambling site IMO. I prefer Bovada but it’s always a good idea to open a few accounts with different sites.
submitted by Hey guys there has been a lot of talk about safe betting sites recently and I would have to agree with the talk of Bovada. The payouts are relatively easy and they have some pretty good lines. I would recommend you use my referral code (which is P449611D) so it can get you the free bet of up to $100 and itll get you some casino chips as well. If you have any questions about bovada just message me. I promise this is not a joke or anything I am just looking out for my reddit family. Happy Fapping!!
submitted by Bovada allows you bet on a variety of sports, including Baseball, Tennis, Boxing, UFC and MMA sports. Bovada gambling also lets you place bets on horses. This Bovada review will go over the ways you can bet on your favorite sports with Bovada online betting. Bovada is completely legal and safe, even for U.S. users. Sign up below: Overview Is It Safe To Use Bovada Gambling Outlets? Bovada holds a License for legal gaming. Several independent third parties also regulate them in order to ensure that their sports books and games are legit. Bovada Review. Gamblers online have provided mixed messages on Bovada reviews. The website is rated at an overall 2 stars. Bovada is safe and legit. I've been active with the site for around 10 years, back when it was Bodog still. Bodog was sold to MMGG back in 2006 and then changed over to Bovada in 2011 I think. Whenever I use a new credit card, I think I just had to fill out a form to prove the card is in my name, not stolen, etc. Is Bovada safe and reliable? With a lot of public scrutiny going into Bovada, this online sportsbook is one of the safest websites you can visit and play at. The website has a decade-old track record and runs using the latest SSL encryption to guarantee that your personal information is protected. Yes. When betting online in the United States, you have to make sure that the sportsbook platform is legal. In this Bovada review, we are discussing whether Bovada is a safe and legal option for players located in the United States. $10K TO $1,000,000. A rep from Bovada called me and gave me $50 of bonus money to withdraw via Bitcoin. The app was having issues that day so he gave me another $50 in bonus dollars for the inconvenience. I had my funds in my bank account within three days and $100 bonus dollars to bet with. The image above shows regardless of which game you’re playing or tournament you’re entering at Bovada.lv, anonymous gameplay is always in operation, keeping you safe from poker predators. Turning my attention to the actual poker games that the platform offers, you’ll find that the popular additions are there.
